October 08, 2007

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)

lol, i found this on net, it's so cute i want to share it with you :)

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same
stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like
sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up
who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get
to find out later who
you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know
the person FOREVER by
then. -- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to
be a fool to get
married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they
seem to be yelling
at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINKS YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should
use them to get to
know each other. Even boys have something to say
if you listen long
enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other
lies and that Usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second
date. -- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS
TURNING SOUR?
(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I
would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in
all the dead columns. --
Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
wouldn't want to mess
with that - - Curt, age 7

(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,
then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It's the right thing
to do. -- Howard,
age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell
you one thing. I'm
never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want
to be all grossed out.
-- Theodore, age 8

(2) It's better for girls to be single but not for
boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T
GET MARRIED?
(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
wouldn't there? --
Kelvin, age 8

and

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HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if
she looks like a
truck. -- Ricky, age 10 (oooooohhhhhh!!!!)

isn't that sweet? even children can think like
that....
Now, how bout u?? what ur answer?

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